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1) Do you have the guts to answer these questions and post them as "The Controversial Survey?"
I wouldn't be posting if I didn't.
2) Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No. I only dig speed when I'm driving.
3) Abortion: for or against it?
Personally against it after the first 40 days, but ultimately it is the woman's decision.
4) Would our country fall with a woman President?
Seems the men have been doing a fine job of that already . . .
5) Do you support the death penalty?
Absolutely not.
6) Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Absolutely. The War on (Some) Drugs is a farce.
7) Are you for or against premarital sex?
For it. You wouldn't buy a car without test driving it, would you?
8) Do you believe in God?
I believe in nothing, not even nihilism. I'm not even sure I'm typing this, honestly.
9) Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Of course! That said, I believe it should be left to the states. If you want to live in the Theocratic State of Utah or some other community of prudes and moralists, move there!
10) A 12 year old girl has a baby, Then what?
I couldn't put it better than

" . . . Find the father, cut his balls off, then put a lien on any income he has or ever will have to pay for raising the child... until they reach 18, or he dies, whichever happens first."
11) Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18?
Old enough to vote and die for the state, old enough to drink.
12) Should the war in Iraq be called off?
War?! What war? The "war" ended when we declared "Mission Accomplished." Everything since has been an occupation. Should we end the occupation? Well, the Iraqi's overwhelmingly want us to, but, you know, since when has their opinion counted for anything, or ours, for that matter?
13) Assisted suicide is illegal, do you agree?
Only in cases of terminal illness. I think that if a person is lucid and makes clear their wish to end their life (via a will, for example), that should be their right and they should be assisted by a doctor willing to perform the procedure. It should never be granted in cases of depression or other psychological conditions that could respond to treatment.
14) Do you believe in spanking your children?
Occasional spanking may be appropriate, but it should be used sparingly, if for no other reason than to maximize the effect. Just be sure to explain to them why they are being punished, and be sure to praise them when they deserve it.
15) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Sure, what matters is the intent not the act itself. Some people wear flag designs as underwear! Anyway, the idea that a flag should be treated like some holy relic of a saint is a peculiarly American one.
16) A mother is declared innocent after murdering her 5 children?
Well, she couldn't have murdered them if she was found to be innocent, right? And if there was evidence she did it, then what was up with that jury? We're better off as a society with the presumption of innocence, in my opinion.
17 )Are you afraid others will judge you after reading some of your answers?
Afraid? Why would I be afraid? If they can't handle it, well, it's a free country, or so I've been told.